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12 ‘It’s-so-cold-at-Disney World’ jokes to thaw out your funny bone

Temperatures at Walt Disney World dropped into the low 30s overnight and the low 50s today causing many Floridians to bundle up for Christmas.

There’s even a freeze warning issued by the National Weather Service for the Walt Disney World area with temperatures dipping down to 31 degrees in the early morning hours of Dec. overnight tonight, the National Weather Service warns.

For those in the north or from the north and visiting, you might still find these temperatures balmy, but for those down here you will find more hot chocolate sold in the parks, especially in the morning, than you would normally see.

But how cold is it really at Disney World?

It’s so cold at Walt Disney World that…

1. …the Country Bears went into hibernation.

2. … the air conditioning in the stores are keeping people warm.

3. …even Elsa can’t Let it Go.

4. …Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

5. …Pascal was seen falling out a tree.

6. ... Batuu at Hollywood Studios felt more like Hoth.

7. …the Adventureland tikis at Magic Kingdom can see their breath.

8. … Donald Duck started wearing pants.

9. … wearing a face mask is actually comfortable.

10. … the Tomorrowland Speedway needed to add anti-freeze to the cars.

11. … Sven got his tongue stuck to a pole outside the Frozen Ever After attraction in Epcot.

12... the ghosts in the Haunted Mansion are refusing to follow people home.

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