10 ‘It’s-so-cold-at-Disney World’ jokes to thaw out your funny bone

The temperatures in the Orlando area dropped into the mid-30s overnight and in the 50s today causing Floridians to shiver and complain about the weather.

The drop in temperature even prompted the National Weather Service in South Florida to send out a Falling Iguanas alert. Iguanas are cold-blooded and when temperatures drop into the 40s they become immobile and will fall out of trees, but are still alive. It’s a South Florida thing.

For those visiting Walt Disney World and hoping to escape the cold they came from, these two days are not what was expected (even though, this is winter.)

But how cold is it really at Disney World?

It’s so cold at Disney World that…

1. …the Country Bears went into hibernation.

2. …cast members in the Canada pavilion started wearing shorts.

3. …the airconditioning in the stores are keeping people warm.

4. …even Elsa can’t Let it Go.

5. …Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

6. …guests on their own filled in all the empty spaces in line just to keep warm.

7. …Pascal was seen falling out a tree.

8. ...Batuu at Hollywood Studios felt more like Hoth.

9. …the Adventureland tikis can see their breath.

10. … the ghosts in the Haunted Mansion are refusing to follow people home.