5 wacky Star Wars products released this week
1. Millennium Falcon bed ($3,399 from Pottery Barn Kids): Put the kiddos to bed in a twin-size Millennium Falcon cockpit. Admit it: You want one too.
2. 1, 2, 3, 4 … declare a thumb war, I do ($12.99 from Pottery Barn Kids): This is one of those things that makes you wonder whatever happened to the imagination — you know, turn your broomstick into a lightsaber, or have a thumb war with just your thumbs?
4. Chewbacca Crocs ($59.99 in adult sizes from Crocs): Who thought it was okay to line a pair of shoes with Chewbacca hair? The same people who thought it was okay to market a Chewie-skin rug, maybe? I’d rather go naked than wear Chewbacca fur.
5. Princess Leia hairpiece for your cat ($4.99 from Petco): We love the Star Wars toys Petco introduced this week, but this crosses the line from toy to torture device. If you’ve ever met a cat, you won’t wonder why there isn’t a picture of how this actually looks ON a cat.
