20 ‘It’s-so-cold-at-Disney World ‘ jokes to warm up your funny bone
The temperatures are dropping all over the East Coast this weekend, including Walt Disney World. While Florida does not have to deal with the snow storms, it does have to deal with the lowering temperatures, causing guests to wear something heavier than Spirit Jerseys.
On Saturday, Jan. 20, 2024, there is a wind chill advisory around Walt Disney World from 11 p.m. until 8 a.m. on Jan. 21. a.m. The coldest temperatures of the winter season is arriving in the area and will range from 30 to 35 degrees, according to the National Weather Service.
While many people – rightfully so – will mock the pity parties people down here may throw because of the low temps, we thought we’d have a little fun and explain how really cold it is at Disney World.
How cold is it at Disney World?
It’s so cold at Walt Disney World that:
1. … the Country Bears went into hibernation. (Well, they will actually go into hibernation when the show is shut down on Jan. 27 for refurbishment.)
2. … the air conditioning in the stores are keeping people warm.
3. …. even Elsa can’t “Let it Go.”
4. … Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.
5. … Pascal was seen falling out of a tree.
6. ... Batuu at Hollywood Studios felt more like Hoth.
7. …. the Adventureland tikis at Magic Kingdom can see their breath.
8. … Donald Duck started wearing pants.
9. … the Tomorrowland Speedway needed to add anti-freeze to the cars.
10. …Sven got his tongue stuck to a pole outside the Frozen Ever After attraction in Epcot.
11. … the ghosts in the Haunted Mansion are refusing to follow people home.
12. … cast members in the Canada pavilion started wearing shorts.
13. … Olaf started wearing a sweater.
14. … guests at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge are trying to use their lightsabers to stay warm.
15. … Stich, on top of the World of Disney in Disney Springs, is spitting out ice instead of water.
16. … Peter Pan’s shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk.
17. … for the first time Dole Whip won’t give you brain freeze.
18. … the Jungle Cruise skippers couldn’t come up with a joke for this list.
19. … the birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room left to fly further south for the winter.
20. …the “Water Slide” signs at the resorts were replaced with “Luge Run.”
