20 ‘It’s-so-cold-at-Disney World’ jokes to warm up your funny bone

The temperatures are dropping all over the U.S. brining harsh cold conditions including in Walt Disney World. While Florida does not have to deal with the snow storms, it does have to deal with the lowering temperatures, causing guests to wear something heavier than Spirit Jerseys.

According to the National Weather Service, the highs today, Jan. 7, 2025, will be just 56 degrees and tonight and tomorrow night the temperatures will dip to 38 to 40 degrees. From Wednesday, Jan. 9, through next Monday cold mornings are forecast with lows in the 30s to mid 40s. Wind chills will range from the upper 20s to mid 30s and frost is possible in colder, wind-sheltered locations.

While many people – rightfully so – will mock the pity parties people down here may throw because of the low temps, we thought we’d have a little fun and explain how really cold it is at Disney World.

How cold is it at Disney World?

It’s  so cold at Walt Disney World that:

1. … the Country Bears went into hibernation.

2. … the air conditioning in the stores are keeping people warm.

3. …. even Elsa can’t “Let it Go.”

4. … Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

5. … Pascal was seen falling out of a tree.

6. ... Batuu at Hollywood Studios felt more like Hoth.

7. …. the Adventureland tikis at Magic Kingdom can see their breath.

8. … Donald Duck started wearing pants.

9. … the Tomorrowland Speedway needed to add anti-freeze to the cars.

10. …Sven got his tongue stuck to a pole outside the Frozen Ever After attraction in Epcot.

11. … the ghosts in the Haunted Mansion are refusing to follow people home.

12. … Cast Members in the Canada pavilion started wearing shorts.

13. … Olaf started wearing a sweater.

14. … guests at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge are trying to use their lightsabers to stay warm. 

15. … Stich, on top of the World of Disney in Disney Springs, is spitting out ice instead of water.

16. … Peter Pan’s shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk. 

17. … for the first time Dole Whip won’t give you brain freeze.

18. … the Jungle Cruise skippers couldn’t come up with a joke for this list.

19. … the birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room left to fly further south for the winter.

20. …the “Water Slide” signs at the resorts were replaced with “Luge Run.”