15 Disney jokes to share on National Tell a Joke Day
Need a laugh? You’re definitely not alone. How about sharing some of these goofy Disney jokes with your family or co-workers during National Tell a Joke Day on Aug. 16?
While there are no official records on the creation of this “holiday” it is listed on all of those social media calendars that everyone seems the need to recognize. Even if not, a good laugh can be good for you – no joke. According to the Mayo Clinic, a good laugh has great short term effects. A good laugh can activate and relieve your stress response, soothe tension and even stimulate many organs.
And for a good laugh, you need a good joke. Or, a bad joke that may make you groan but still be funny. Here are 15 Disney, Star Wars and Marvel jokes to try out:
Q. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she’ll let it go!
Q. How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear!
Q. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A. Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Q. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
A. Someday my prints will come!
Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A. He heard he might get a hole in one!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A. So he could visit Pluto!
Q. Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
A. He always has a hunch!
Q. What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A. Put it on my bill.
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: “I’m all ears!”
Q. What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A. Toy-Yoda
Q. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A. Lukewarm
Q. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
A. Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side.
Q. What does Iron Man do before he takes a bath?
A. He gets Stark-naked.
Q. Why was Thanos so evil?
A. He snapped.
